Greetings traveler!

You have stumbled upon

the home lands of Philip Heimer.

Who are you?

  1. Im but a simple assassin, looking for the landlord!

  2. I don't know, but Im thirsty!

  3. I am to be continually plagued by fools? Conversation with you does not rate highly on my list of things to accomplish!


I almost hate to ask this...

what, exactly, is wrong with milk baths?

  1. Well, nothing... unless you happen to be attempting to sneak through a dungeon filled with hobgoblins and you have a few dozen cats noisily following the smell of sour milk and meowing all the time. Tsk. Well, at least the smell prevented them from eating him. The hobgoblins, I mean, not the cats

    - Jan, ©Baldurs Gate 1998